i wish i were the ridiculously photogenic guy
(Source: andy--whorehol)
when going to someone's house
| normal people: | You have such a lovely home. |
| me: | What's your wi-fi password? |
I’m going to lose three thousand pounds by summer and make all the homies holla but first one more slice of pizza
| attractive person: | hi |
| me: | is this some kind of sick joke |
“god you’re so fucking hot why aren’t you in me yet” you whisper sadly as you wait for your pho to cool down
kid mentions bosnia during class
really awkwardly say, “bosnia. they don’t have roads, but they have facebook.”
no one gets it
cue disappointment and tumblr
soml
(Source: clivestyles)
