“god you’re so fucking hot why aren’t you in me yet” you whisper sadly as you wait for your pho to cool down
hemsworth family reunions
| liam: | hey |
| chris: | hey |
| liam: | how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing |
| chris: | oh it's great how about yours |
| liam: | it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money |
| chris: | sure |
in math
| Me: | Hey, how do you do number four? |
| Me: | Well, actually, how do you do four? |
| Me: | You get it? Dufour? |
| Me: | DUFOUR? |
| K: | Uh... |
